Are you looking at me? Everyone will be looking at your cookie likeness—before they take a bite. Photography by Hannah Kaminsky | THE NIBBLE.  
          
       	
	   
	  
          
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                    KAREN HOCHMAN  is Editorial Director of THE NIBBLE.  
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	  September 2009 
       
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Parker’s Crazy Cookies 
Picture Yourself On A Cookie With These “People Cookie” Gifts
  
   
  CAPSULE REPORT: Some might call it narcissism to have your image engraved on a cookie. Certainly, some Biblical fundamentalists would concur that "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image...” (Exodus 20:4-6)—even on a cookie. But for a different party favor or corporate gift, consider Parker’s Crazy Cookies. Send your photo, which gets made into a cookie. They’re not crazy cookies; they’re fun, and something different to amuse your guests. They taste like animal crackers, but they’re “people crackers”: You become your own human Teddy Graham. The cookies are OU kosher and vegan.  
    
      
           Overview
          The next time you say “Bite me!” to someone, offer him or her a cookie in your likeness. Thanks to Dave Parker, your likeness can be your calling card—or at least inside a package with one. 
          Better yet, we like  Parker’s Crazy Cookies as fun party favors, and we like the company’s slogan: “Where you can be a cookie and we can make it happen!” 
          It may not be on anyone’s bucket list, but if made the offer to be transformed into a tasty cookie, who could refuse?  
          The cookies taste like quality animal crackers and are made with kosher, vegan ingredients. 
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          A cookie, a person, a cookie-person. Photo  
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What To Do With Your Cookie Likeness 
    
      
          Have fun with them, as:  
          Party Favors  
         
          
            - Anniversary
 
            - Bar/Bat Mitzvah
 
            - Bark Mitzvah
 
          (If the canine guests get 
          dog cookies, why not the 
          human guests?)  
            - Birthday
 
            - Graduation
 
            - Wedding
 
           
          Special Occasion Gifts   
          
            - Holiday
 
            - Product Introductions
 
          (Corporate)  
             
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       Cookify the entire family. Photo by Hannah Kaminsky | THE NIBBLE  | 
   
   			
Who Can Be Cookified? 
    - Celebrant(s)
 
    - Family & Pet 
 
    - Management Team
 
    - Products (For Corporate Cookies) 
 
    - Anything & Anyone 
 
     			
There’s one phrase you won’t be able to use, though: “Don’t bite my head off!” 
  
    
      PARKER’s CRAZY COOKIES 
          Custom Image Cookies  
          Certified OU Kosher (parve) 
          
          
            - Smaller Cookies
 
                        $4.99/6-Cookie Bag  
                      With Custom Label 
                      Minimum Order 25 Bags 
                      Per Design  
                      2" Tall x 1" Wide
             
            - Larger Cookies
 
                        $5.99/6-Cookie Bag  
                        With Custom Label               
                        Minimum Order 25 Bags 
Per Design 
3" Tall x 2" Wide  
            - Bulk Cookies
 
                      $.80/Cookie Minimum 150 
                      For 2/Bag Wedding Favors
             
            - Design Fee: $20/Design
 
                      Bride & Groom = 2 Designs  
           
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       Fun party favors, indeed! Photo by Corey Lugg | THE NIBBLE.  
      
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Purchase online* at ParkersCrazyCookies.com 
Telephone 1.510.847.2634  
*Prices and product availability are verified at publication but are subject to change. Shipping is additional. These items are offered by a third party and THE NIBBLE has no relationship with them. This link to purchase is provided as a reader convenience. 
   
 
  
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